[Announce-DAN] Warning JOKE

[Doc Rosen <drdrdoc@dr.com>]

I now live in a country where I have no president but I
do have ...
1) a dead Senator from Missouri going to Congress.
2) a fake President played on TV by Martin Sheen.
3) a new Senator from New York who used to be the wife
of the boss of
the man who may be president.
4) a Governor from Florida who is the brother of the
man who may be
president.
5) a sitting President whose wife now will be hanging
around the same
men who voted to remove him from office.
6) a senior Senator from South Carolina who, under our
current
Constitution rules, could be appointed to be President
in this standoff
despite the
fact that he is 98.
7) a potential Vice President who, because he did not
take his name off
the Connecticut Senate race, could end up being the
deciding factor in
how the Senate is composed.
And finally ....
8) A state where a Republican Secretary of State and a
Democratic
Attorney General try to determine the outcome of 25
electoral votes
without appearing to be partisan.
Any questions?
Frankly, I don't see what the confusion is all about

Somos la misma familia,
Doc
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