[discuss-dan] A song for W

[Doc Rosen <drdrdoc@dr.com>]

(Sung to the tune of The Beverly Hillbillies Theme
Song)
>
>Come and listen to my story 'bout a boy name Bush.
>His IQ was zero and his head was up his tush.
>He drank like a fish while he drove all about.
>But that didn't matter 'cuz his daddy bailed him out.
>DUI, that is.  Criminal record.  Cover-up.
>
>Well, the first thing you know little Georgie goes to
Yale.
>He can't spell his name but they never let him fail.
>He spends all his time hangin' out with student folk.
>And that's when he learns how to snort a line of coke.
>Blow, that is.  White gold.  Nose candy.
>
>The next thing you know there's a war in Vietnam.
>Kin folks say, "George, stay at home with Mom."
>Let the common people get maimed and scarred.
>We'll buy you a spot in the Texas Air Guard.
>Cushy, that is.  Country clubs.  Nose candy.
>
>Twenty years later George gets a little bored.
>He trades in the booze, says that Jesus is his Lord.
>He said, "Now the White House is the place I wanna
be."
>So he called his daddy's friends and they called the
GOP.
>Bigots, that is.  Falwell.  Jesse Helms
>
>Come November 7, the election ran late.
>Kin folks said "Jeb, give the boy your state!"
>"Don't let those colored folks get into the polls."
>So they put up barricades so they couldn't punch their
holes.
>Chads, that is.  Duval County.  Miami-Dade.
>
>Before the votes were counted five Supremes stepped
in.
>Told all the voters "Hey, we want George to win."
>"Stop counting votes!" was their solemn invocation.
>And that's how George finally got his coronation.
>Rigged, that is.  Illegitimate.  No moral authority.
>
>Y'all come vote now.  Ya hear?
>
>
>Paid for by the Katherine Harris Foundation for
Corrective Surgery.

Somos la misma familia,
Doc
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