TO BE SUNG TO THE TUNE OF "THE INTERNATIONALE"
Relax, ye enervated masses,
Relax, ye voters tired and spent,
Salvation's with the middle classes,
And a new Green President!
No more shall leftist dogma bind us,
For we have found a better way:
Ben and Jerry are behind us—
They have become our mainstay!
'Tis the final consensus,
Let there be no more "blocks,"
You can keep the revolution—
We've learned to think like rocks!